The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office.
I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.
What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia? Narco Polo
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.