The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
Say what you like about China... [This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]
What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie.
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.