The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Thai Girl Last summer, I was sitting next to this hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
There are no skeletons in my closet. The bodies haven't decomposed yet.
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing? About 200 years
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.