The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I have been calculating the surface of the Earth in flat-earth point of view. And they were right saying that the government had been hiding much land and the surface is actually larger. How else would they be able to walk that far to fool themselves.
People have no respect for others time nowadays Some guy asked me to go sacrifice goats to satan in the woods and they didn’t even show up, incredibly rude.
If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest... ...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
Why do women date witty writers? NSFW Because they enjoy cunning linguists.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
A dad joke Is something that only groan men are allowed to tell.
I'm sure I bought a pair of camo pants. But I've looked all over my house and I can't find them.
Cincinnati Bengals allowing 2,500 fans into the stadium for the first game. Word is, now they’re looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.
My uncle has a television set in his automobile, but it led to a little trouble. You see, he was sitting in the car, watching television, while his wife was driving on the highway at sixty miles per hour. Then the commercial came on, and he stepped out to go to the bathroom
It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938) Where is the non stick toilet bowl?