The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit? He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..." It's just clique bate.
The local barber just got busted for dealing drugs. I'm shocked. I've been a customer of his for 10 years. Never knew he was a barber, though.
I hear they are calling the riots yesterday 'The Capitol Blizzard' Makes Sense....They caused lots of destruction, Was full of snowflakes, And a whole lot of White.
I lost both arms to a motorcycle accident. I think there’s something wrong with my legs too but I just can’t put my finger on it.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin? I'm flattered!
I’ve heard one beer = 7 slices of bread I ate a whole loaf and I’m not drunk yet.Did I do it wrong?
What disease are anti-vax kids immune to? Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks… …because the other is a buoy ant
I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans