The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My wife said if this post gets 1,000 likes, I can get Anal on my cake day So please upvote because this house hasn’t been cleaned in months and I want it spotless!
I work as a comedian in China, and the authorities are always vetting my material. >!everythIng is Always Moderated wIthiN a Justified mAnner, precIse and Legitimate. !<
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
One man cannot change the world ... Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
Not all peasants visit the beach Yet every peasant serfs regularly.
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
If you add whiskey to a drink and raise the price... The drink got Jacked
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.