The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Had a bunch of missed calls yesterday... They were from my buddy Mike complaining he was sore all over. I think I missed Mike ache day.
How to control population ? Google: Use a CondomBing: \*Cocks Gun\*
Trump says he’s a self-made man. I think it’s decent of him to take the blame.
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
I identify as an ambulance My pronouns are wee/woo
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'