The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
A man committed a murder, and he made the mistake of dragging the body across a freshly-paved sidewalk. He was easily convicted. There was concrete evidence
I just finished my latest underground movie. It's about a young man who rides a motorcycle naked across America's roughest roads. I call it "Uneasy Rider".
My uncle got rich the American way He tripped over things and sued people.
I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. "I'd like some wings and a pint of beer, please," he says. "Sorry, but I can't serve you," the bartender replies. "You're out of your head."
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.