The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A good percentage of my friends are Nazis That percentage is zero, that’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to haveEdit: Holy SHIT I did not expect this to blow up lmfao thank you for the awards!and fuck da haterz
Clothes, but no cigar.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Roses are red, the sky is pink This water tastes funnyNice to meet you I live in flint
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
Did the dinosaur era actually exist? You bet Jurassic did
So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
My new years resolution was to keep a daily outdoor fitness schedule but I unexpectedly got food poisoning So far I haven't been gone for any morning runs but I sure have had a fuckload of the morning runs.
What's the difference between a nun in church, and a nun in the shower? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Why did the epileptic throw himself into the lettuce patch? He was making a seizure salad. ....I’ll see myself out.
I phoned in sick today "Exactly how sick are you?""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."
Two old ladies are harvesting potatoes when one unearth two massive tubers. "Sweet baby Jesus, they look like my husband's balls !""How, as big ?""No, as dirty !"