The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
When finally the quarantaine is over and you have the following options: A. Going on vacation with your wife. B. Having a barbecue with your friends. What would you choose? Spareribs or hamburgers?
A wife calls her husband. "The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink.""Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?""What happened last time?""He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
I was washing my hands in a public bathroom yesterday and someone stole my mood ring I don’t know how I feel about it...
Dataminer? Thats illegal They are too young to date
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project...... ...where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus. They gave up when male test drivers couldn't find the car.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!! Man, that sentence was way too long.
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
What's the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.