The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"
What happen at after you go to Jack in the box, Dairy Queen and Burger King? You take a royal flush.
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died. He had brain tubers.
Two friends were talking to each other in a bar... "I bought my wife a diamond ring for her birthday!", one man proudly exclaimed."I thought you said that you were buying her a new car," the other questioned."Yeah, but where was I gonna find a fake car?"
What is Alabama's population size? Family size.
How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
They've recently discovered a brand new use for goats in Pakistan... They're calling it "Milk"
“Finally, I caught them all”, said Ash as he walked out of the STI clinic
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial