The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly? Because women don’t like premature evacuations
Was at a “Capital One Cafe” and asked the waitress for her phone number. Oh NOW they start guarding personal data.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
I found a way around the Chai niece sense or ship [Not removed]
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.