The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A policeman stops three guys on a motorcycle He asks them: "Are you crazy? What the hell are three of you doing on such a small motorcycle!?"One of the three guys replies: "Three? OH SHIT GUYS, BOBBY FELL OUT!"
What does a stoner do when he sees a space man? He parks in it, man.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
(NSFW) a 1990 Kinsey Institute report states that 5 to 10 percent of the U.S. population engages in sadomasochism at least an occasional basis. That's a rough estimate
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
What did the giraffe say to the cat? Get the fuck off my tree
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest... So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?
No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President
Women are responsible for roughly 45% of car accidents Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.