The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why we rarely see male live streaming masturbation like camgirls? Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!
At a crowded funeral for a popular well known man, the wife stands finally to ask “Would any of you who knew Jim like to say a few words?” An older gentleman from the back shuffled forward, took a deep breathe, and stated loudly “PLETHORA SHITLOAD FUCKTON” The wife hugged the man firmly, and said “Thanks. That means so much.”
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I got vaccinated today It was one of those drive thru deals where you don’t leave your car. Right before the nurse injects me she says “little prick”. So I called her a fat bitch and drove off. What’s wrong with people these days?
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
Kidnapper? Do you mean... Illegal guardian? (I’ll see myself out)
Come on Nancy Pelosi.. you can't just rip one on live television like that
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. And probably only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat... ... and then blame it on the boyfriendCredits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.