The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.
Two men in a park. A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park. Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any naked photos of your wife?" The man angrily says "certainly not". Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"
What do you call an albino white supremacist? An asshole.
i showed my mom my D and she was not happy she said to go study and come talk to her when i get a A+
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump. It's called Grabbed-her-snatch.
A man walks into an lift (elevator) He looks at the attractive woman inside and says, "Can I smell your vagina?"Horrified, she moves away from him,"No, you can not!""Oh ok, it must be your feet then"
"Studnia" is a Polish word referring to a shaft sunk into the ground used to obtain water (hopefully this translates well)