The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”? Because they would lose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Why do golfers need two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole-in-one.
When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he’s a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for “trespassing” and “being a child predator”
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why don't vampires attack Taylor Swift? She's got Bad Blood.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
A couple of hours after Trump approved "offensive" cyber strikes against Iran's missile systems, he is heard shouting at his generals Trump : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE NOT SENDING THE TROOPS???? General : But..But… sir, this is an attack via cyber space.. Trump : DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID?? WHAT'S THE SPACE FORCE FOR THEN???
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.