The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Joe Biden is not my president. I didn't vote for him!!! No seriously guys he's not my president. Im from Nepal. I didn't vote for him.P.S. Congrats US for taking the first step towards undoing the 4 years of chaos.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people. It's called Draggin' Balls Z
My brain is like a government computer It's slow but it has lots of information it definetly shouldn't
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit.... Teller says, “Can you sign the deposit slip please?”.Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. “Aw crap” he says, “some asshole’s got my pen!”
I've tested positive for needing a fucking vacation
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the cows go to the Marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back. In honor of 420.
I got into a discussion with my coworker today about surnames. How they originated from what people were known for. Smith, shoemaker, etc. Well my great great great great great great grandfather's name was Horace P. Horsefucker. He got a bad rap. It was consensual...though the horse said neigh.
Galileo Galilei Invented the Thermoscope Which is the Forerunner of the Rectal Thermometer. Galileo also created the theory of heliocentric orbits by studying near planets like Mercury. This led to the discovery of further planets like Uranus.This is a man who found two different ways to apply Mercury to Uranus.