The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What does George W Bush call his kitty cats? Weapons of mice destruction
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters. Dunkirk?Yea, did all of them.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
A friend of mine finally started watching Doctor Who, after years of not even knowing what the show is about It’s about time
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I went to an Apple Store and set up alarms on all of the phones. What is the name of the movie? Lord of the rings
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call an upvote that changes colors ? A karma chameleon
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences. “Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?” One student raises their hand,“The cheetah is faster dandelion.”