The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P
What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.OK, I’ll have a Coke.Bartender: Three dollars. There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
Hey, you wanna know how I got to the east of Iraq? Iran
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
I bought one of those memory foam pillows the other day... ... Uh, I forgot what I was going to say about that.
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.