The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the funniest, most upvoted dad jokes from Reddit! These jokes have made their way to the top thanks to their clever punchlines, witty wordplay, and the humor that only Reddit can deliver. Whether you’re a fan of clever puns or enjoy jokes that are a little quirky, our collection of Reddit’s best dad jokes will have you laughing out loud. Explore the most popular dad jokes from the internet’s funniest community!
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Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their wayCredit to /u/MolecularAnthony
What did I do when a terrorist attacked? Iran
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment. They are already experts at recycling.
Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!" Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
The aliens studying Earth hold a conference. The keynote speaker stands, and after welcoming the attendees and the usual pleasantries, he begins, "Ladies and gentlebeings, for seventy of its years, we have studied this planet... "As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and probe its rectum. After these many years, and thousands or millions of rectal probes, we have definitively learned exactly one thing."One in six of them likes it."
When we have self-driving cars, I’m pretty sure . . . my wife will complain about its driving too.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'