The Best (and Worst) Reddit’s Best Dad Jokes 👋

Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes They're ourours

I took my dog to the water park, Staff said it went against regulation, but... This time they'd let it slide.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.

Alphabet Soup? More like Times New Ramen, amirite?(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)

This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

Guys, I just read something on the internet saying that Albert Einstein may not have existed! Turns out he's just a theoretical physicist.

Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter.

This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag

We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.

Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.