The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.