The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do witches call their garage? A broom closet.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'