The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, Mark, my words!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Why do ghosts go to the pub? For boos.
Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?