The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.