The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board
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I hope I can save my herb garden from this infestation. I'm running out of thyme!
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
The Chinese premier was spotted selling people a popular Linux terminal app on the beach. Xi sells C shells by the seashore.
Sunday and Monday in different times If the sun has risen on Sunday, then it's just Sunday. If the sun has set on Sunday, then it will be just day, not Sunday. But if it's 12 am on Sunday, Sunday will be now Moonday.
A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently. Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree. "What the hell are you doing," cried the squirrel."I want to eat some cherries.""But this is an oak tree. There aren't any cherries here.""It's okay," said the elephant. "I brought my own."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.