The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.