The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Which one is more brave, a stone or a match? A stone, because it’s a little boulder.
When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you. You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.
I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor.