The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.