The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.