The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.