The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What do houses wear? An address.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.