The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.