The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Man.. you stomp on just one mouse till it's dead.. And everyone loses their mind and I get in a ton of trouble. Disneyland sucks.
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
Given the current state of affairs, Santa needed something new to give to naughty children this year. Which is why he has decided to give out coalvid
So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?Dad: Smart.
Why did the orange have so much trouble forming a rap duo? No one rhymes with orange.
what do you call it when butcher suddenly quits his job? going cold turkey
In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle Alien vs. Predator.
What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter? PEW PEW
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'