The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.