The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom