The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
It used to be free to fill your tires with air now it costs $1.50! Now that's what you call inflation!
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
A Man Has Been Stealing Tires From Police Cars The police have been working tire-lessly to catch him
Say Putin was on a scooter Could we call him Scootin' Putin?
I just upgraded the office network after-hours and left home for the day. I haven't heard anything from the employees who started work this morning. I guess you could say I've created Schrödinger's network - until I go there I won't know whether everything's working, or if they're cut off from the outside world.
Did you hear about the new plate tectonics discovery? It's ground breaking.
Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
What do you call a zombie sleepover? A mass grave
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space. Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? "Let's table this."
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush