The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
What berry are the turtles allergic to? Strawberry
Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming. One of them said, "I don't like the sound of those drums." And a distant voice called out "He's not our regular drummer!"
An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn’t pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn’t quite a pyramid scheme But it was multi level carpeting.
What do you call an artist who loves making stew? Stewart.
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? Because it lifts their spirit.
Dating a female tennis player is always a good idea. They've got good aces.
How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines
Three kittens are on a sloping roof... Which one slides down the slowest?The one with the highest μ
What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.
I had to get a new pair of scissors today. The old ones just weren’t cutting it.
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
A dwarf who can talk to ghosts escaped from prison. The police alert said “There’s a small medium at large.”
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.