The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
My dog Syndrome keeps jumping up on people. Down, Syndrome!(I blame [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/i6d96/my_dog_mitten_ate_two_shuttlecocks_this_morning/) for dredging this up from my memory)
The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers He just wanted to put them in their place.
If self sabotage was a sport I would find a way to lose.
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms. But it really separated the room.I was expecting more coherence.
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
What kind of table is good for your health? A vegetable!This joke was made by adorable 8-year-old niece!It wasn't. It was made by a 27 year old. Me. It was made by me.
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
My employees are developing weaponized crocodiles. I told them to make it snappy.
What do ghosts wear to see better? Spooktacles.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.