The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside? Any open jar of Marmite.
What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans
Mother In Law A husband and wife had a fight.Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
Hugh Laurie just got his American citizenship! He now goes by "Hugh Truck"
Honey, the salad tastes funny... Are you sure you washed the veggies? Of course I did! Can't you see the soap bubbles?
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons... Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
Whats the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly? Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey? A Kick-Ass
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
Did you hear about the family who hired a moving van to move their other, smaller moving van? Yeah. There's a lot to unpack there.