The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What religion are crows? Birddism.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'