The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.