The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.