The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.