The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.