The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do houses wear? An address.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle" but most episodes just went off on tangents
Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist. 'No, just flowers today'.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
Most Star Trek fans aren't big into poetry, so I knew that writing and publishing a book of Trek-themed poems would be risky but rewarding. The project had its prose and Khans.