The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
What do houses wear? An address.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.