The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
A filthy toothbrush.. One day the toothbrush had enough of it and said “damn, I have the filthiest job in the whole wide world”. The toilet paper replied: “ you sure?”.
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas
I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
*Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m’theydy
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
How do people lose their kids in the mall......? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries? It's the easiest place to pinch a loaf.
When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad? When it’s a snowman’s nose!!
phone call Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said, “Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so…he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.
On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods. You'll get Jurasskicked.
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction. She packed up her bags and right.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.