The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.