The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Batman : You idiot Robin. You don't have to pee in the hall. There is a bathroom you stupid. Robin : Sorry. What is a hroom.?
A dwarf who can talk to ghosts escaped from prison. The police alert said “There’s a small medium at large.”
there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.
Why didn't someone see the plane? It went out of plain sight.
I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield, Sir Prise.
They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all? A swinger.
What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay.
What was the name of Iran’s first 80’s cover band ? Quran Quran
Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
Long term pain During a congress about health care, the speaker asks:"which food causes extreme suffering, even after years of being eaten?"After a long silence an elderly raises his hand and replies "A WEDDING CAKE"
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
I think everyone is wrong about President Bolsonaro of Brazil. The man's obviously a deeply committed environmentalist... After all, wiping out a sizable part of your population is a great way to save the rain forests.
I’m not a player, I’m a gamer. Players get chicks. I get bullied at school.